Da Beyoutimous Mama Caffie habs ritten me, and said dat very soon yu will be mooving! Dats rite. Moooooving. As in KNOT libbing in Mama Caffies back yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ennymore.
Do KNOT worry! I will habs ma eye on yu in yur noo digs.
Yur going to da faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! Dis is a very eggsiting time in a houndies life! It is ware yu will make da chanje from puppy to lean racin masheen! Yu will habs a nice place to sleep, and da very best paaaaaaaaaaaaaat is dat yu will habs a very LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG run to practice yur racin in!
Ma leetle Georgia girl, I habs herd tale dat yu will chase ennything dat moves! Gud girl! Yu are showing reel promise to take after yur daddy, and of course yur Unkle George. I tell yu, I was robbed, just robbed! Why, I cudda been a contender–I cud a been a steaks racer–iffen I had someone in ma corner like Mama Caffie and Daddy Bill! Robbed!!! But I digest…
Soooo, back to ma lesson!
At da farm yu will meet some noo peeple, and lots of noo houndies who are KNOT yur sissies or yur Mama. But dis is a gud thing! It will be eggsiting.
To reassure yu AND ma belubbed Mama Caffie, I habs done sum re-conning sense, and checked out da operashun. Here is a pikshur Chikken Arms took of me in ma spy dog outfit wiff nite vision
It seems quite nice der at da faaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! I did loads of sniffin about,and I smelled plenty of yummy track chow, nice clean hay to sleep in, and I had ma fill of some nice fresh water. Not so bad, da faaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Mama Caffie says she will be visiting yu lots, and I bet Miss Jenn of da spicy red hair will to! And she will hopefully take lots and lots of pikkies so da gud folks of GreyTawk and yur some-day furevver Mom can see yu growing and lerning, and getting yur afterburners REEL big! I no, I no, a girl does KNOT reely want enny junk in da trunk, but trust me on dis ma sweet won: on a houndie, a Beeg Butt is a GUD thing! Thunder Thighs is KNOT an insult iffen yur a houndie. Slim fit? Dat is KNOT in are wardrobe! No! Da bigger da mussles da better! So I want yu out der grabbing yur share of da fuds, and makin da most of yur time in da training camp, cause yu want to make Mama Caffie and Daddy Bill reel prowd!
I hadda little care pakkage reddy to go fur yu, but Old Chikken Arms innersepted ma most thotful gift. Why, it was fur yu and all da other yungsters at camp! Oh, da merry times yu wood habs had, chasing DES down!
Ah, dat wood habs been sum gud fun…
Now, I need yu to remember, I am juss a fone call away. I keep ma Joe Fone wiff me all da time, and ma number is 92A-15005
Juss say da werd, and I will be der!
Now, do me a favor, and gibs dis to Mama Caffie
Dont furget whot I tawt yu when yu were still reel small, whot every houndie needs to no–
Run Fast
Turn Left
Don’t Fall Down
Da 3 simple things dat, wiff luck and good jeans, will make yu a champion! But never, ever furget: we lubs yu no matter how many races yu win!
Yur devoted Godfather,
Unkle George