Deer Mama Caffie,
I habs made dis here inspurrashunal sign fur ma liddle God-Hound Georgia and her sissies. Do yu think yu cud hang it up in der room? I want dem to see it as soon as der eyes open up. Its nebber to soon to start der houndie training!
Thank yu,
George, Yur Devoted Striped Frend to da Norf