Deer Georgia,
Tonight is da Puppy Steaks! That’s right! Yu (and sebben other puppies) are running for all the glory wiff yur kennel mate Paddy Whacker. I am SO proud of yu! An Unka could knot ask for more than the effort yu put forth to get to this big event! Two wins in the early rounds assured yu yur place in history!
Yu drew a bad box, unforchewnately. The center is KNOT yur best placement, but if yu bust out of the box as fast as yu possible can and just GO as fast as possible, yu can do it! Let those other houndies jostle and bump! Keep yur eye on the prize and make me and Mama Caffie proud!
No matter what happens, we will be proud of yu. And as long as yu finish safely, it will be a greyt night. But it shore wood be nice to win, eh?
I will be nervously watching yu on the live video feed, and chatting wiff yur other fans in the Mudd Puppies fan club.
Remember Georgia, those three important things I taught yu when yu were just a baby: Run Fast, Turn Left, Don’t Fall Down!
Good luck!
I lubs yu!!!
Unka George